Wednesday 12 February 2014

The longest POOP revealed... And the record goes to a woman...

It's necessary to make sure that this kind of thing should not go unnoticed by the masses the world over. Some of you may sit there thinking ‘I beat this!’ but since those cases are not documented, here’s one that will lead to your jaw dropping.


No, it’s not a typo. True story, and guess whom it involved – a lady! The woman accomplished this unprecedented feat by working in conjunction with nutritionists at the University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, who gave her a high fiber diet and fitted her with a butt-plug to keep everything together until she was ready to go.

The build up to the big day took a full week and behold! It all culminated in a turd measuring the size of her entire colon, 26 feet! The location where the practical went down was at Cranbrook-Kingswood High School Bowling Alley, Bloomfield Hills, MI, that provided a floor long enough to enable for measuring of the results.

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